Hummm...today was interesting. I woke up at 8 am with a wine hangover and was at work by 9:45. Once there, all the freaks of nature and creepers came out of the woodwork and jumped into my line. WHYYYY AM I A FUCKING CREEPER MAGNET?! AHHHHHH!!! I get sooOoOoOooo frustrated with my state of reality. Why cant a sexy (yet ULTRA dorky) surgeon ask for my number? Or a zookeeper? OR someone who doesn't make me feel super uncomfortable? !@#$%
But besides all the creepers and the hangover, I had a WONDERFUL day.
I just washed my hair for the first time in month...ahhhhh feels so good but wet dreadlocks suckkkk.
Dreadlock products are way to fucking expensive. Last week I ordered shampoo, lock peppa, and a tool. The total? FORTY FIVE DOLLARS! what?! (w/ a Boston accent...) YOU ASS HOLESSSS!!! YEAHHH YEAHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!!! :)
I had a crazy dream last night. Here are some insights:
rubber cement, fingernails, lemongrass, lubricant, marbles, and conversations at a molecular level. No wonder im such a psychopath. All night, every night, I dream of the craziest shit and wake up the next morning with it on my mind. That can be both good and bad.
Tonight I am feeling somewhat guilty. I don't make time for the people in my life who want "in" and want to hang out with me. Why I put them off I do not know... actually I do... wait, do I? Chelsea, you're doing it again. No im not. Yes you are.
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